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Hello! What happens on my blog stays on my blog. Live long and prosper, my friend (✿◠‿◠)

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ballpitfucker:

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My roommate bought black toilet paper.

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putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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At the bookstore
  • heart: yes
  • bank account: no
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  • my followers: oh fuck not another fandom please god no WHY
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And I am bored to death with it. Bored to death with this place, bored to death with my life, bored to death with myself.
–Charles Dickens (via paintdeath)

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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thebrookeofdragons:

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fuzzykitty01:

When How to Train your Dragon 2 comes out, there’s gonna be thousands of teenagers and adults all crammed in that movie theater like

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

YUP. THERE WERE NO KIDS WHEN I SAW IT FIRST. JUST ADULTS WITH TOOTHLESS PLUSHIES

THERE WERE 3 KIDS, ONE DAD AND LIKE 10 TEENAGERS

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chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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katara:

i was born annoyed 

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pershy-jackson:

my favorite thing about writing is coming up with an entire storyline and characters and setting in my head and not writing it down

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curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

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